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joke* [stupid gals :D]

BF: hw many apples can u eat on empty stomach?

GF: I can eat 6 apples.

BF: Wrong, U cn eat only 1 apple on empty stomach, coz wen u eat 2nd dat's nt on empty stomach.

GF: super joke yaar :) I'll tell this to my frnd.
Then girl went to her frnd !

GF: How many apple can u eat on empty stomach?

GF frnd: I can eat 10.

GF: hat yaar, 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati.

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