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If Animals Had Facebook...

 
 
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If Animals Have Facebook, These R Most Likely To Be Their Status Updates:

Cockroach:
Managed To Skip From Sum1's Foot Step.. Man, I Lead A Dangerous Lifestyle! ;-)

Cat:
My 7th Child Is Asking Who Is Her Dad. What Shall I Tell Her? I Dont Even Remember ;-)

Mosquito:
I Am HIV Positive This Is All Due To Wrong Sucking !!! :-O

Chicken:
If 2omorrow I M Not Updating My Status, Means I M Being Servd At KFC.! Luve U All ♥

Octopus:
I Have Just Refilled My Ink. Horray!! ^_^

Pig:
Oh Gosh They Throw The Gossip That I M Spreading Flu. WTF! :-O

Goat:
Frndz.. Dnt Go Out, Eid Holiday Is Cuming :-(
Pig Writes A Comment On Goat's Status:
"Luckily I M Haram" | 4 Likes

Goat Replies:
"Dont U Remembr That After Eid Its Chinese New Year..?

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