GIRLS ARE COMPLEX CREATURES

GIRLS ARE COMPLEX CREATURES
>
> If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
> If you don't, you are not a man
>
> If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.
> If you don't, you are good for nothing.
>
> If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp.
> If you don't, you are not understanding.

> If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring.
> If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing.
>
> If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy.
> If you don't, you are a dull boy.
>
> If you are jealous, she says it's bad.
> If you don't, she thinks you do not love her.
>
> If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't
> respect her.
> If you don't, she thinks you do not like her.
>
> If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to
> wait.
> If she is late, she says that's a girl's way.
>
> If you visit another man, you're not putting in
> "quality time".
> If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's
> natural, we are girls".

> If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you
> are cold.
> If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking
> advantage.
>
> If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you
> lack ethics.
> If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics
> for seduction.
>
> If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of
> flirting.
> If she is stared by other men, she says that they
> are just admiring.
>
> If you talk, she wants you to listen.
> If you listen, she wants you to talk.