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BF: hw many apples can u eat on empty stomach? GF: I can eat 6 apples. BF: Wrong, U cn eat only 1 apple on empty stomach, coz wen u eat 2nd dat's nt an empty stomach. GF: super joke yaar :) I'll tell this to my frnd. Then girl went to her frnd ! GF: How many apple can u eat on empty stomach? GF frnd: I can eat 10. GF: hat yaar, 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati. via  Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes

Height of Facebook Addicition: A boy's fb status I'm Online on Fb during Lecture hahaha... Comment from his professor: "Get out of the Class now" Principal Liked comment! ;-) Friend commented: "Jaldi aa yaar, cafe mein item hai" :D Gate keeper's comment: "Saab pehle idhar aa ke apni bike Lock kardein" :P Mom commented: "Nalayak class nahi karni toh sabzi Le ke seedha ghar wapis aa.." :P Dad commented: Dekhlo apne betay ki harkatain..:/ G.f commented: I Hate U! Mujhse kaha tha Daddi ka accident hogaya wo hospital mein hai.. Mil nahi sakta... Daddi commented: Manhoos tu ghar aa batati hun tujhe nalayak... :D

via Jokes #Facebook Rajesh hamal rocks!!!hahahahahaha राजेश हमाल : त सिव श्रेष्ठ होस् ? भुवन : हैन म भुवन के.सी हो ।  राजेश हमाल : हैन त शिव श्रेष्ठ होस् यार । भुवन के.सी : हैन म भुवन के.सी हो । राजेश हमाल :नै यार त शिव श्रेष्ठ नै होस्। भुवन के.सी (रिसाउदै) : हो म शिव श्रेष्ठ, हो ल भयो अब............. राजेश हमाल : मुख हेर्दा त भुवन के.सी जस्तो देख्छस त फेरी..........।:P:D

via Jokes  #Facebook डाक्टरले पगललाई सोध्यो :- यो के हो? . पगल:- यो मैले लेखेको ५०० पेज को किताब हो।।। . डाक्टर- ५०० पेज मा के लेखिस त्यस्तो? पगल: 1st पेज मा १ राजा घोडा मा चढेर जंगल गएछ, अनी last पेज मा त्यो राजा जंगल पुगेछ।। . डाक्टर- तेसो भए साले!! बिचको ४९८ पानामा के लेखिस त? . पगल- तिग्डिक तिग्डिक तिग्डिक तिग्डिक :p:D

Must read!!hehehehehehe चमेली : हे भगवान !! मलाई जसरी भए पनी यो जाँचमा फेल बनाईदेउ ।। साथी : किन फेल हुन मन लागेको हँ तलाई ?? चमेली : बुबाले भन्नु भएको छ की यदीँ म...... ... 1st भए laptop किन्दीने रे.. 2nd भए मोबाईल किन्दीने रे.. अनी फेल भए बिहे गरीदीने रे....!! :D :P

via Jokes #FB 1.घाँटी हेरी हाड निल्नु Look at the neck and swallow the bone. ... 2.एक कान दुई कान मैदान One ear two ear,playground. 3.काग कराउदै गर्छ पिना सुक्दै गर्छ Crow crying,pina drying. 4.चिन्नु न जान्नु घचेडी माग्नु Don't know don't know push and beg. 5.कहिं नभाको जात्रा हाँडीगाउँमा Nowhere festival in pot village. 6.जब भयो राती, तब बुढी ताती When it becomes night,Wife becomes hot. 7.कस्को बाउको के तागत Whose father, what vitamin !!! :P:D Read this... You will love it Poverty Redefined  

BF: hw many apples can u eat on empty stomach? GF: I can eat 6 apples. BF: Wrong, U cn eat only 1 apple on empty stomach, coz wen u eat 2nd dat's nt on empty stomach. GF: super joke yaar :) I'll tell this to my frnd. Then girl went to her frnd ! GF: How many apple can u eat on empty stomach? GF frnd: I can eat 10. GF: hat yaar, 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati. via Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes [

A Girl Updated her Status on facebook: ":((" 1st Boy Commented: What happened Babes? Am therefor you ?? :/ *She Blocked Him* 2nd Boy Commeted: aawww My Baby, I Love you... Please don't Cry.. :( *She Blocked Him too.. =$* 3rd Boy Commeted: Hat be.. =O Jab Dekho Roti rehti hai facebook pe..!! =@ *She Blocked him too..* . . . 4th Boy Commented: Kya hua Dear ?? Kya Main AapkiKuch Help karoon ??? She Commented back: Haan BHAIYA.. Inbox mein Batati hun..!! =) ** This Time.. The Boy Blocked Her.. =P =D via Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes

Maine apni life mein bahut dhoke khaye hai.. for eg.. . . . . . . . Apple,,, chiku,,, sabzi,, etc . . . sab dhoke hi khaye hai... . . . Aur aapne?....;)   via FacebookPage

Doctor Pagal Se: Tum Pagal Q Hue? Pagal: Me Ne Ek Bewa Se Shadi Ki.. Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Bap Ne Shadi Ki.. Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gya Yun Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gai Un K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn Hui Mgar Me Uski Naani Ka Shohar Tha Islye Wo Meri Nawasi B Hui Isi Tarah Mera Beta Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gya Or Me Apne Bete Ka Bhanja. Doctor: Uth Kmine Tu Mjhe B Pagal Kr De Ga..???? via Facebook Pages

1. Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? " 2. Class teacher once said :" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!" 3. once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America.." 4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.." 5. don't..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down..... 6. It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on) 7. Teacher in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!! 8. "shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college" 9. My manager started like this "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids" 10. "will u hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF" 11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGA

Boys are always Happy Creatures...WHY ? 1: Their Last Name stays with them Forever, 2: Phone Conversations last just for 30 secs flat, 3: A Five Day Vacation requires only One Jeans, 4: If someone forgets to invite them,he can still be their Friend, 5: The same Hair Style lasts for years or even Decades, 6: They can do shopping for 25 Relatives in 25 minutes, 7: They don't freak out when they go to a Party n see another man wearing the same Shirt, instead they become Buddies. .............................   via facebook

हनुमान :~ म अब धरतीमा बस्न सक्दैन ! राम :~ किन ? के भयो र ? सबै हामीलाई पूजा, आदर गर्छन् ! हनुमान्:~ पहिले मान्छेहरू भुईँमा सुतेर मेरो प्राथना गर्थे त्यसपछि अलिकति झुकेर गर्न थाले ... तर प्रभु अब त अत्ति भो मन्दिरमा आज एउटी केटी मेरो नजिकै आई अनि भनी -"हाइ हनु ! व्हाट्स् अप ? किन यसरी मुख फुलाएर बस्या यार्, Don't Be Sad, Be happy !" :(..:D via Guff : गफ #Facebook

C' prgm abt girlfrnds.... #include<money.h> #include<handsomeness.h> #include<bike.h> void main() { int girlfriends; int money; clearheart();  if(girlfriend==YES)  {    while(money!=0)   {      girlfriends++;      money--;   }   printf("govinda govinda") } else { printf("no girl friend "); } getch(); } #SOURCE : FB